Sin City and Chili: Overheard
From the streets:
"DId you just say it sent chili down your spine?"
–girl on phone, 16th Street NW
"Don't touch my mouth!"
–one guy to another, Adams Morgan
"Fuck you like a unicorn!"
–shouted at me as I rode my bike down R Street between 9th and 10th
blond woman: "Have either of you guys been to Vegas?"
bald guy: "Yeah, my wife and I went for our anniversary."
older woman: "Sin city!"
blond woman: "Did you like it?"
bald guy: "Yeah, it was great. We're going back next spring."
older woman: "Sin city!"
blond woman: "Huh. Cuz I'm thinking of going there maybe."
bald guy: "You should totally go. It's great."
older woman: "Sin city!"
-people on treadmills at the gym
–Franklin Schneider
11:59 am
Dude, quoting people from the Dopplerzone of your bike is kinda unreliable. I bet the person said some variation of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME FOR?"
Unless it was one of your friends, and that person actually said, "FUCK YOU LIKE A UNICORN," and you thought it was funny. In that case, you shouldn't quote your friends, dude.
Unless they offer you money. Be sure to get that shit on the record.