Police To Host ‘Haunted House’
This Friday, the 7th District police station will turn itself into a haunted house. Congress Heights on the Rise has the scoop. This is allegedly for children (of all ages). I don't know about you but I have real low expectations for this. Police see bad stuff all the time. Are they really gonna want to make their police station all that scary? The one thing 7D has going for it is its incredibly ugly purple building.
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7:56 pm
The really scary haunted are in Virginia and Maryland. The porch lights are out, and they have signs that say "No Candy at this Residence."
See http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/tricks-and-treats-for-sex-offenders/
12:24 am
LOL. Word on the street is that it really is a good haunted house. Now if you want to see something scary come to some of our ANC meetings! LOL.