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Out of Context

Heard on the street:

*"I took a double fist to my mouth in Munich."
--One Metro passenger to another on the Yellow Line

*"Tony Montana! Gimme a quarter to pull up my bootstrap!"
--Panhandler outside 7-11 on Rhode Island Avenue in Shaw

"It's not like he'd tell us if he did have something hazardous in there. There could be two explosives in there."
--Union Station Post Office clerk

--Franklin Schneider

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