By the Time We Got to DoucheStock

10 Responses to “By the Time We Got to DoucheStock”

1. Darrow Says:
   August 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

   You’ve just given me the kind of headache weightlifters get when they forget to breathe…

2. Dave McKenna Says:
   August 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   Is there anything that’s too mean to say about organized adult kickball? I submit there is not.

3. cminus Says:
   August 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

   I have to disagree with McKenna; we won’t reach the point of “nothing too mean to say about organized adult kickball” until Dan Snyder buys a team. And, for maximum points, lists it on the stock market.

4. Kickballer Says:
   August 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   Why is this notable? Do adult kickball/Jimmy Buffett concerts affect your ability to enjoy life in any way? You might want to find some more interesting/funnier things to blog about.

5. WAD Says:
   August 28th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

   I guess you find it hard to believe that people can actually have fun doing something like playing a fun game of kickball and/or having a free NON-DRUNK ride up to and back from a concert…this will help prevent a lot of DWIs and accidents. Maybe more people should take the busses up to these concerts! You really should get a life and find something more interesting to write about!!

6. crankypants Says:
   August 28th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   Sounds like someone spent too much time writing about kickball lawsuits. I understand that WAKA can wear anyone down, but Dave, what did Jimmy Buffett ever do to you?

7. Dave McKenna Says:
   August 28th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

   Kickballer, crankypants, WAD:

   geez, you adult kickballers have got your crankypants all up in a wad over this thing, and just a couple days before DoucheStock!

   i thought jimmy buffett concert goers were all laid back, take it as it comes, margarita sipping types?

   as for what jimmy buffett ever did to me, mr. crankypants, well, on the advice of counsel I’m going to have to refer you to McKenna v. Buffett, 347 U.S. 483.

   being adult kickballers, i’m sure you’re well versed in all this legalese…

   butt seriously: i hate myself for loving “Come Monday.” damn if that ain’t the best tom waits song buffett ever wrote!

   thanks for playing the feud!

8. cminus Says:
   August 28th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

   347 U.S. 483? Hm.

   
   In each of the cases, minors of the McKenna family, through their legal representatives, seek the aid of the courts in obtaining admission to the stadium venues of their community on a segregated basis. In each instance, they had been required to attend concerts performed by Buffett under laws prohibiting musical segregation regardless of musical preference.
   

9. Dave McKenna Says:
   August 28th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

   cminus:
   you broke the code!
   it was either that or roe v. wade!!!!
   kudos!!!

10. Freddie Mick Says:
    August 28th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    “adult kickball” is an oxymoron. only kids or morons play kickball.

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