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Say It Ain’t So!

Juanita Cousins has the 411 on the recent Georgia Bigfoot discovery:

Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice---handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it---was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

I want to say, "I told you so," but I can't---no, won't---because I was hoping for something miraculous. The only thing that could possibly make me feel better? Learning that those two off-duty hick-a-billies hosed some "researchers" worse than they did me.

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