I was a bit confused though. I thought it was doctrine amongst pinkos like him that the U.S. worker works too hard and that we all ought to be more like the proverbial Franco-Spaniard who spends all morning having sex, all afternoon sleeping, all late-afternoon drinking wine while having sex, and all night dancing, stopping only to have more sex and drink more wine, until the sun comes up and they start their morning sex again.

But you've got to hand it to him, if there is a more ironic sport than steeplechase, I sure haven't heard of it. I mean it's a race designed for god damn horses. They might as well erect giant quotation marks around the puddle they have to jump.