Comments on: Why I Will Not Be Working at White Oak Technologies Inc.

By: Pete F.

Pete F. — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:02:34 +0000

I just saw this poster yesterday for the first time and thought, “This guy is Dwight Schrute but, you know, for real.”

By: Jeremy Carbaugh

Jeremy Carbaugh — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:16:02 +0000

So Jeremiah is a samurai LARPer?

By: Dom

Dom — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:18:07 +0000

I saw this poster on the Metro’s Orange Line, took one look at this dude “Jeremiah” and thought to myself:

He–eeeeey….isn’t that the same dude who demonstrated care for his samurai sword 25 years ago in my college public speaking class for his presentation project???

I may have met this dude. His face looks strikingly similar to the person who made that presentation in college all those years ago…unfortunately I don’t remember if his name was “Jeremiah” or not!

By: Mafi Osori

Mafi Osori — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:12:12 +0000

I don’t know, that guy looks like he’s going to suffer from a self inflicted wound more than anything else.

By: Pop Cesspool

Pop Cesspool — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:25:42 +0000

I was trying to put SOUND OF GONG at the end of my post, but the City Paper’s site code thought I was inserting some kind of HTML tag.

I am not qualified to work at White Oak Technologies.

By: Pop Cesspool

Pop Cesspool — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:23:31 +0000

Dan, you obviously qualify to work at White Oak Technologies.

This entire post was a ruse, one intended to find the finest of the fine.

Your comment has revealed the depth of your understanding.

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By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:34:15 +0000

I guess someone had to say this, but not really so ninja. More just Japanese swordmanship. Seems like a pretty standard “samurai sword” that Jeremiah is playing with.

By: Pop Cesspool

Pop Cesspool — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:29:15 +0000

If Jeremiah were a real ninja, they would have not been able to photograph him.

By: Reid

Reid — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:22:01 +0000

That poster really might as well say “Girls Need Not Apply”

By: upset the setup

upset the setup — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:54:18 +0000

dude. i had to walk through that tunnel from the metro to over by the chipotle every day. that shit drove me nuts. almost wanted to start playing ninja by myself in the woods.

By: David

David — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:27:55 +0000

Crazy weekend ninjaism sounds like a possible side effect to one of those drugs that gets advertised on TV during sporting events.

“Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, dry mouth and crazy weekend ninjaism. If crazy weekend ninjaism persists for more than four hours, contact your doctor immediately. Samurixifil is not for everyone. Check with your doctor to see if Samurixifl is right for you.”

And fade out on a shot of a man and a woman in a wheat field sitting in two separate bathtubs.