Welcome to D.C., Alberto Gonzalez!
It’s sad to see Paul Lo Duca and Felipe Lopez go but hard not to be excited about the Nats’ new shortstop (I had trouble finding a photo; think this is him).
Exciting new changes around Nationals Park to come:
- Feeding Dmitri Young Ho Hos till he confesses to stealing your lunch: Probably not illegal
- Front-office hirings: Recent Patrick Henry College grads encouraged to apply
- There will be no appeal if you’re sent down to Potomac
Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Alberto Gonzalez, Dmitri Young, Ho Hos, P-Nats, Patrick Henry College, Uncle Slam
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August 1st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yes, Alberto to the very like!
August 4th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Why, this may well be the Roberto from Guadalajara I met one springbreak in Cancun! He sure looks like one. Hard to recall precisely.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Guadalajara my foot, Peggy. This is Alberto Tortuador, as cheerful as can be.