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Welcome to D.C., Alberto Gonzalez!

Posted by Andrew Beaujon on Aug. 1, 2008, at 12:37 pm

It's sad to see Paul Lo Duca and Felipe Lopez go but hard not to be excited about the Nats' new shortstop (I had trouble finding a photo; think this is him).

Exciting new changes around Nationals Park to come:

• Feeding Dmitri Young Ho Hos till he confesses to stealing your lunch: Probably not illegal
• Front-office hirings: Recent Patrick Henry College grads encouraged to apply
• There will be no appeal if you're sent down to Potomac

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Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Alberto Gonzalez, Dmitri Young, Ho Hos, P-Nats, Patrick Henry College, Uncle Slam

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Comments

1. Ernest August 1st, 2008
   3:10 pm
   #1

   Yes, Alberto to the very like!

2. Peggy August 4th, 2008
   10:46 am
   #2

   Why, this may well be the Roberto from Guadalajara I met one springbreak in Cancun! He sure looks like one. Hard to recall precisely.

3. Bobby August 5th, 2008
   4:24 pm
   #3

   Guadalajara my foot, Peggy. This is Alberto Tortuador, as cheerful as can be.

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