Report: Post Staffers Hectoring Express Readers One by One
From an anonymous tipster, not a wire report:
Guy leaves the Washington Post building, carrying a printout with the unmistakable header of something from the Post CMS. He starts editing it, using a nearby Express box as a writing surface.
Pedestrian squeezes past apparent staffer and pulls out an Express.
Postie: [Deadpan] You know, I strongly encourage you to buy the paper.
Pedestrian: [Totally taken off-guard] Um, I subscribe to the Sunday edition, I swear!