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If You See This Fridge, Call 202-332-2100

As you can see by this sticker, which is attached to its side, the refrigerator in the employee lounge (the good one, not the one for editorial) is important to this company. If for some reason you see this refrigerator anywhere besides the employee lounge, please let us know.

It shouldn't be hard to spot—it has had the same metal bowl on top for the whole two years I've worked here. There used to be a magnet shaped like a laptop that said "You've got mail!" when you pressed a button, but some sharp-eyed nostalgia collector snapped that up. Now there's a smiley-face magnet and a couple Alison Bechdel strips.

After the jump, some situations in which you might find our fridge.

1. Reviewing Iranian weapons with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

CALL 202-332-2100!

2. Writing a column for BusinessWeek

CALL 202-332-2100! PLEASE! AND ASK IT TO PASS ON MY CLIPS!

3. Being balanced on one finger by God-strong preacher Joel Osteen

CALL 202-332-2100 FOR THE FRIDGE'S BEST LIFE NOW!

4. Cavorting in waterways with hip Brooklyn musicians MGMT

DUDE, CALL 202-332-2100

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  • Kelly

    Ah, the inventory of assets. CP has changed. Has the fridge been depreciated already? It may not count as an asset anymore.

  • Don

    I get the businessweek reference, but he's got the job, man.

  • http://notionscapital.com Mike Licht

    If found, drop in any mailbox. Postage guaranteed.

    Postmaster: Charge first class postage to the account of Creative Loafing Media, Tampa FL 33606.

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