Shakespeare, Hemingway, and the Mayor of Fed Ex Field
Bad editors and bad college professors always repeat some form of the adage "There's no such thing as good writing -- there is only good rewriting."
But the ridiculousness of that line or lines was proven over the weekend, right here in the comments section of this very blog. A small item I'd written about Dan Snyder's approval rating inspired this response:
- The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Says:
Jun. 20, 2008, at 10:31 pm Dave:I just googled your name, and at first glance, thought you were some famous jazz musician from Woonsocket, Rhode Island. I was wrong. You’re just a no talent douchebag, writing for some primitive,low traffic news site. Washington City Paper? My MySpace account gets more hits that this piece of shit.3 facts I would like to point out.#1 You have proven time after time,you are anti Dan Snyder/Washington Redskins. We get the fucking point.#2 It’s not just Redskin fans that think you are a douchebag, it’s everybody. Your non talent isnt exposed by just your sports columns, it is exposed in every aspect of your writing.http://lonewacko.com/blog/archives/007719.html#3 You wish you were Dan Snyder, you wish you were Dan Steinberg, and you fucking know you wish you were Art Mills.See. Nobody likes you. You probably are single, drive a Prius, and watch transsexual porn on your company laptop.
Do everyone a favor, pack your shit, and get the fuck out of here bitch.
Damn. I think Dan Snyder beat you up in middle school.
Signed,
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field
PS: You call 57% to 42% a pounding?
PSS: We Redskin fans would do an approval poll on you, but its already a proven fact.
You approve pole.
Though I guess it's possible the Mayor ran his piece by the First Lady of Fed Ex Field before posting it.
In any case, god bless the Internet.
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9:07 am
Is the Mayor the same dude in the Dead Tree Crew or whatever they call themselves? Sterling class at its' finest.
9:26 am
JG:
I don't know the Mayor. I'm just in awe of him.
2:24 pm
The Mayor is a douche, and that's pretty much automatic when you give yourself your own nickname and dress like you wish you were black.
http://www.deadtreecrew.com/2007_Collection4.gif
2:27 pm
One other note is when I voted for that Steinberg poll...it was 74% disagree and 26% agree for Snyder. How can that many votes possibly swing it back to a near 50/50 for Snyder? He probably got people to jack it back in his favor. We need Steinberg to run an IP Address check on the votes and remove duplicates. Recount b!tches!
8:18 pm
F-31:
those photos are damning, if the Mayor of Fed Ex Field is indeed in that batch.
as for the douchiness of giving yourself your own nickname, i'll defer to you, F-31.
Ok if I call you F-31?
buh huh huh huh...so sorry, F-31. here you are being sorta nice and i attack. i guess i just don't know how to react to friendly non-fire!
and, bottom line: douche or no, the Mayor of Fed Ex can write a blog comment! he took something very ugly and turned it into something very dirty! appreciate it!!!!
3:13 pm
Dave:
I knew I could get you to write about me. Next time shoot me a link, so I dont have to find it myself in my weekly Google search.
Don't mistake my comment as a defense for Extremeskins. I think the site is run by Nazis and have a long list of screen names that I would like to mail a bomb to.
I was defending Dan Snyder.
You seem to be a fan, so check out my new blog.
f-51.blogspot.com
Thank you in advance,
The Mayor of FedEx Field
PS: "JG" You know exactly fucking who I am. Don't front ho.
9:38 am
Also,
you all should know, when I do my weekly google search, I'm talking about trying to find the latest in boy's fashion. Not because I like to look at pictures of little boys but because I like to keep my wardrobe fresh.
(although the pictures certainly don't hurt, if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*)
Um, i need an obligatory tough guy phrase now don't I?
OK...and you HaTeRz can go fuck yo selves.
The Mayor of FedEx Field