Shakespeare, Hemingway, and the Mayor of Fed Ex Field
Bad editors and bad college professors always repeat some form of the adage “There’s no such thing as good writing — there is only good rewriting.”
But the ridiculousness of that line or lines was proven over the weekend, right here in the comments section of this very blog. A small item I’d written about Dan Snyder’s approval rating inspired this response:
- The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Says:
Jun. 20, 2008, at 10:31 pm Dave:I just googled your name, and at first glance, thought you were some famous jazz musician from Woonsocket, Rhode Island. I was wrong. You’re just a no talent douchebag, writing for some primitive,low traffic news site. Washington City Paper? My MySpace account gets more hits that this piece of shit.3 facts I would like to point out.#1 You have proven time after time,you are anti Dan Snyder/Washington Redskins. We get the fucking point.#2 It’s not just Redskin fans that think you are a douchebag, it’s everybody. Your non talent isnt exposed by just your sports columns, it is exposed in every aspect of your writing.http://lonewacko.com/blog/archives/007719.html#3 You wish you were Dan Snyder, you wish you were Dan Steinberg, and you fucking know you wish you were Art Mills.See. Nobody likes you. You probably are single, drive a Prius, and watch transsexual porn on your company laptop.
Do everyone a favor, pack your shit, and get the fuck out of here bitch.
Damn. I think Dan Snyder beat you up in middle school.
Signed,
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field
PS: You call 57% to 42% a pounding?
PSS: We Redskin fans would do an approval poll on you, but its already a proven fact.
You approve pole.
Though I guess it’s possible the Mayor ran his piece by the First Lady of Fed Ex Field before posting it.
In any case, god bless the Internet.
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June 24th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Is the Mayor the same dude in the Dead Tree Crew or whatever they call themselves? Sterling class at its’ finest.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:26 am
JG:
I don’t know the Mayor. I’m just in awe of him.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
The Mayor is a douche, and that’s pretty much automatic when you give yourself your own nickname and dress like you wish you were black.
http://www.deadtreecrew.com/2007_Collection4.gif
June 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
One other note is when I voted for that Steinberg poll…it was 74% disagree and 26% agree for Snyder. How can that many votes possibly swing it back to a near 50/50 for Snyder? He probably got people to jack it back in his favor. We need Steinberg to run an IP Address check on the votes and remove duplicates. Recount b!tches!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
F-31:
those photos are damning, if the Mayor of Fed Ex Field is indeed in that batch.
as for the douchiness of giving yourself your own nickname, i’ll defer to you, F-31.
Ok if I call you F-31?
buh huh huh huh…so sorry, F-31. here you are being sorta nice and i attack. i guess i just don’t know how to react to friendly non-fire!
and, bottom line: douche or no, the Mayor of Fed Ex can write a blog comment! he took something very ugly and turned it into something very dirty! appreciate it!!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Dave:
I knew I could get you to write about me. Next time shoot me a link, so I dont have to find it myself in my weekly Google search.
Don’t mistake my comment as a defense for Extremeskins. I think the site is run by Nazis and have a long list of screen names that I would like to mail a bomb to.
I was defending Dan Snyder.
You seem to be a fan, so check out my new blog.
f-51.blogspot.com
Thank you in advance,
The Mayor of FedEx Field
PS: “JG” You know exactly fucking who I am. Don’t front ho.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Also,
you all should know, when I do my weekly google search, I’m talking about trying to find the latest in boy’s fashion. Not because I like to look at pictures of little boys but because I like to keep my wardrobe fresh.
(although the pictures certainly don’t hurt, if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*)
Um, i need an obligatory tough guy phrase now don’t I?
OK…and you HaTeRz can go fuck yo selves.
The Mayor of FedEx Field