An Open Letter to American Apparel
Dear American Apparel,
Please accept my congratulations on your decision to stock the Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator ($50) alongside your sarcastic bling ($48) and (earnest?) sustainable doggie tees ($17). I would also like to extend a long-overdue thanks for the continued excellence of your free fetish porn.
One query, however. Prithee, A.A., how might one best stimulate the clitoris ironically?
Awaiting your reply,
Amanda Hess
P.S.: I see you are calling the device a “massager.” Is this with the same wink-and-nudge that you refer to this as a skirt?
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
That dog in that skirt would be humpin’
June 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Ah, the “personal massager”. That delicate euphemism that allows Brookstone to sell itself as anything but a sex-shop for suburban mothers.