Angst Fashion Rants

An Open Letter to American Apparel

Posted by Amanda Hess on Jun. 18, 2008, at 11:22 am

Dear American Apparel,

Please accept my congratulations on your decision to stock the Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator ($50) alongside your sarcastic bling ($48) and (earnest?) sustainable doggie tees ($17). I would also like to extend a long-overdue thanks for the continued excellence of your free fetish porn.

One query, however. Prithee, A.A., how might one best stimulate the clitoris ironically?

Awaiting your reply,

Amanda Hess

P.S.: I see you are calling the device a "massager." Is this with the same wink-and-nudge that you refer to this as a skirt?

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Comments

1. sock puppet June 18th, 2008
   1:02 pm
   #1

   That dog in that skirt would be humpin'

2. Reid June 18th, 2008
   2:10 pm
   #2

   Ah, the "personal massager". That delicate euphemism that allows Brookstone to sell itself as anything but a sex-shop for suburban mothers.

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