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What Future Historians Will Learn About Today’s DCPS Children…

That they adored Miley Cyrus. Take Exhibit A: a poem by a Merritt Middle School (now-closed) student discovered last Friday. It will soon be entered into the bowels of the Sumner School Museum and Archives.

I Love Hannah Montana

I love Hannah Montana
My favorite episode features her
And her brother Jacksanna
You get the best of both worlds
Because Miley Cyrus get the life of two girls

With Miley around everything’s so silly
Especially when she’s with her best friend Lily
When she’s on the road
It’s all singing and dancing
And when she’s in the house,
She’s smiling and prancing

Hannah Montana is so neat
And the love of her dad is so sweet
If I was her I would be so smart
But discovering my talent would be the start

I love Hannah Montana so much
That’s why I watch her show
And listen to her songs on the radio
My favorite one is GNO
She’s so cool and she’s so funny
And she’s only 15, honey.

When she took her shirt off, that wasn’t cool
For a week there Miley, you looked like a fool.
But then, everyone just started blaming Annie Leibovitz
Hey, at least she didn’t make you expose your…*

*Okay, I wrote the last paragraph.

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