Top Serious News: Alexander Ovechkin Is the Fucking Shit

Washington Capitals all-star winger Alexander Ovechkin's trophy case is getting a little crowded.

During last night's NHL Awards Show, Ovechkin picked up both the Hart Trophy (Most Valuable Player) and the Lester B. Pearson Award (Players' choice for the most outstanding player). Two weeks ago, Ovechkin was awarded the Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (NHL's top goal scorer) and Art Ross Trophy (NHL's top point scorer). He's the first player in NHL history to win all four awards. So suck on that, haters.

Good God, just look at all that totally sweet hardware.