http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/06/11/maury-povich-should-switch-shows-with-john-mclaughlin/ 68.3 Square Miles of D.C. News and Opinion Wed, 15 Feb 2012 06:19:23 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/06/11/maury-povich-should-switch-shows-with-john-mclaughlin/comment-page-1/#comment-179394 Ron Mwangaguhunga Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:28:00 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/06/11/maury-povich-should-switch-shows-with-john-mclaughlin/#comment-179394 Maury's problem is that he didn't sell his soul to Beelzebub to do that show. There is just no way to do soul-killing paternity tests on people that are often in clear need of therapy and still be able to hold one's head up high. John McLaughlin, of course, would have no such compunctions. He sold his soul to Ba'al as soon as he gave up the priesthood for some fact eime with Dick Nixon. I could see McLaughlin cackling Satanically at the revelation that some hapless dunce who doesn't believe in birth control "IS the father of this child." Maury's problem is that he didn't sell his soul to Beelzebub to do that show. There is just no way to do soul-killing paternity tests on people that are often in clear need of therapy and still be able to hold one's head up high. John McLaughlin, of course, would have no such compunctions. He sold his soul to Ba'al as soon as he gave up the priesthood for some fact eime with Dick Nixon. I could see McLaughlin cackling Satanically at the revelation that some hapless dunce who doesn't believe in birth control "IS the father of this child."

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