Which Country’s Sex Profile Do You Sex Sex Sex?

Durex.com (a friend linked me here; I do not surf Durex.com) has charted the sexual activity of countries around the globe. What Durex determines to be "sex" depends on what their definition of "is" is, but no matter! Whatever sex is, Greece does it most often, with 138 times a year on average, followed by Croatia (134), Serbia & Montenegro (128), and Bulgaria (127). Oh, Croatia, you old cad!

Go down a little further to find the United States, which gets sexy 118 times a year, on average. Japan takes up the rear (perhaps literally) with only 45 times a year. Plan your next sex vacation accordingly.

America: We're number 11! If we want to bring our average up, we could start by using one of those condoms: It is, as usual, the young whippersnappers that are bringing us down. According to Durex, 35 to 44-year-olds are having the most sex (an average 112 times a year), compared to 108 times for 25 to 34-year-olds and only 90 times for 16 to 20-year-olds.

Still, there is reason to rejoice, Americans! The U.S., along with our Canadian bretheren, lead the globe in filmed sex, with 22% of respondents participating. No word on how many of those tapes make their way to Japan.