The Hanson One-Miler Is On!
11th Hour Reminder: Hanson, everybody’s favorite former boy band, hosts one of the shortest charity walks in history today in Falls Church.
The one-mile walk kicks off at 3 p.m. outside the State Theatre. The former boys hope the Hanson One Miler cures poverty and AIDS in Africa.*
“One mile? Hell, I could finish that!” said Rosie Ruiz , when told of the Hanson One Miler.**
*We really love Hanson, and despite all this mockery do hope their event cures poverty and AIDS in Africa
**This quote is made up
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