Pope Performs Miracle In Brookland
A Brookland poster seems to be applying for a job at the Onion with this entry on the listserv:
“Dear fellow Brooklanders:
Any discussion on the Brookland listserve of the Pope should take note of the fact that he is apparently performing miracles here. The escalator at our Metro stop, with papal yellow combs on each tread, is suddenly working, having risen Lazarus-like from a death that lasted months and months.
Also, the station got cleaned.
It only takes two miracles to be beatified.”
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