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Hey, Will Someone Please Enter Our Fuckin’ Contest?

If you get one right, you’re way ahead.

Below please behold seven photographs, all of which will appear in Thursday’s Best Of D.C. issue. Your job is to identify the places pictured in the photographs. Pretty simple, Mr. D.C. Know-It-All! Please e-mail your entry to dmontgomery[at]washingtoncitypaper.com.

The first contestant to get all the the most right answers wins the famous Washington City Paper Prize Pack, which includes Landmark Theatre tix, fifty bucks toward a meal at Stars Bistro & Bar, plus various Washington City Paper products in a nice little tote.

Google won’t help you here, nor will any fancy computer tricks. Have at it.

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17 Responses to “Hey, Will Someone Please Enter Our Fuckin’ Contest?”

  1. Jamie Says:

    Well slap me and call me a bitch, but that is hard as hell! The only one I barely recognize is the first one, which could just be because there’s miles of that on the metro from Fort Totten to Silver Spring. Could be anywhere.

    Okay, I could probably guess the sax player if I got 7 or 8 tries. The rest, though, obviously you need to be a regular at whatever bar/restaurants, bookstore, tailor, and apparently some business that has a well known dog.

    This would take a monumental networking effort to solve. I’d spam all my friends and do the work if you upped the ante a little bit… how about you keep your stuff and give me my very own page to do whatever I want with in some upcoming issue instead?

  2. Jason Cherkis Says:

    the sax guy has to be playing at a jazz club.

  3. Mr. T in DC Says:

    It seems to me the only person who can solve this would be a regular at several of the establishments pictured. Hopefully, there’s a person out there who rides the aboveground Red Line metro, has a dog, likes to read, loves jazz, is a regular at whatever bars are depicted, and experiences rapid weight gain/loss and thus has to regularly visit a tailor. In other words, not me! Now, throw in a few architectural fragments or streetscapes and I might have a slim chance of getting a couple.

  4. Mark Athitakis Says:

    Cherkis is officially in the lead…

  5. Eaton Says:

    Is that Carman’s dog? If so, I’d place that picture as Carman’s cube at City Paper.

  6. Amanda Hess Says:

    Oh, old meat sack!

  7. princeofpetworth Says:

    I think I got 3 or 4. I’m feeling pretty good.

  8. Jule Banville Says:

    So Carman’s old cube would be the Best Of… what, exactly? Best place to find a half-drunk bottle of jug wine? Best used Kleenex? Best unopened can of warm Bud?

  9. Amanda Hess Says:

    Is that can unopened??

  10. Eaton Says:

    Best place to do a taste test of fish sauce. Or best place to get into an argument about the mouth feel of Texas bbq.

  11. Russell Upton Says:

    1. Fairly new graffiti on building at corner of 14th and T Sts. NW.
    2. Bohemian Caverns.
    3. Used book store at Eastern Market.
    4. No idea, “on a jar”… wtf?
    5. The tailor on Wisconsin Ave across from Einstein bagels in Burleith.
    6. Bisto du Coin?
    7. No idea.

  12. Cherkis Says:

    No. 7 looks like a good jukebox. So what are the best jukeboxes in town? The Raven? Black Cat Red Room?

  13. Michael J. West Says:

    Best jukebox in town is Atomic Billiards. Could that be it?

  14. LadyV Says:

    No. 3 is Capitol Hill Books in Eastern Market.

  15. Deffo Says:

    6. Bar Pilar

  16. JoJo Says:

    4. “Owney” at the National Postal Museum

    http://www.arago.si.edu/index.asp?con=1&cmd=1&mode=&tid=2032209

  17. Mr. T in DC Says:

    OMG, that’s a dead dog. A dead and stuffed dog. I should have known that, I was just at the Postal Museum.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/mr_t_in_dc/2329135039/

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