Radio Nerds, Your Dreams Have Come True

Ira Glass is coming May 1 to a movie theater near you. Sort of. He's actually coming to a theater near you via satellite from a theater near him in New York. But it's live, people, the scripted pauses, the predictable story arcs, perhaps even the grating delivery of Sarah Vowell—it'll all be in real time. I'm more of a Radio Lab fan myself, but never say I didn't do anything for all you TAL junkies out there. For a mere $20, watch His Glassness debut "never-before-seen extraordinary, funny, and true stories from everyday life, show outtakes, and answer audience questions." In HD. H-fucking-D!!

Tickets went on sale today for the 8 p.m. show at the following locations:

• Ballston Commons 12
  671 Glebe Road
  Arlington

• AMC Hoffman
  206 Swam Fox Road
  Alexandria

• AMC Tyson's Corner 16
  1961 Chain Bridge Road
  McLean

• Lee Highway Multiplex Cinemas
  8223 Lee Highway
  Merrifield

• Fairfax Towne Center
  12110 West Ox Road

• Snowden Square
  9161 Commerce Center Dr.
  Columbia