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When Will It Stop? Or Rather, When Will It Start?

Obama drawing screen saver

Much has been said about the nation’s adoration for America’s youngest, cutest, slenderest, blackest, most hope-inspiring presidential candidate. Heck, even John McCain’s daughter Meghan called Barack Obama “sexy.” But, for those fans out there who can’t simply live with these truths, now there is a product in which Obama, looking as iconic and dashing as ever, can materialize from the depths right in front of you over and over again: the Obama Drawing Hand screen saver.

Now, this has got me thinking for several reasons. Forget my curiosity over who would actually use this product. Or, how the folks at the office might react. I’m contemplating campaign commerce. This market’s going to disappear in less than a year. The economy’s sinking, and here’s a new niche to exploit. Where are the enterprising young businessmen and women? Apparently, Barack Obama independent t-shirt sales are soaring. But, what about the Barack Obama lifetime tours–you know where you can visit his mom’s home in Kansas and then swing by Jeremiah Wright’s church and later check out his home somewhere in Chicago. Perhaps, there could be an “Obama!, The Musical” Or, just, you know more products…cereal: Obamios; Barack Obama coloring books; Or maybe some motivational cd about hope compiling his speeches together. I think I’m kidding. But, maybe I’ll be biting my tongue in a few months about this…

19 Responses to “When Will It Stop? Or Rather, When Will It Start?”

  1. Danny Haszard Says:

    Jehovah’s Witnesses beliefs:

    A) They are at your door to recruit you for enslavement to their watchtower corporation,they will say that “we are just here to share a message from the Bible” this is deception right off.

    B) Their ‘message’ is a false Gospel that Jesus had his second coming in 1914.The problem with this is it’s not just a cute fairy tale,Jesus warned of the false prophets who would claim “..look he is here in the wilderness,or see here he is at the temple…”

    C) Their anti-blood transfusion ban has killed hundreds if not thousands

    D) once they recruit you they will “love bomb” you in cult fashion to also recruit your family & friends or cut them off. There are many more dangers,Jehovah’s Witnesses got a bad rap for good and valid reasons.

    99% of the world has rejected the teachings of the Watchtower Jehovah’s Witnesses, the darker truth is they are a destructive and oppressive organization.

    Danny Haszard Jehovah’s Witness X 33 years http://www.freeminds.org

  2. GUESS Says:

    MR HAZARD MUST HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HAND!!
    EVERY WEBSITE THAT HAS JUST THE MENTION OF JEHOVAH’S CHRISTIAN WITNESSES (THE TRUE FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST!!) HAS A DEROGATORY COMMENTARY ABOUT THEM..
    HOLDING A GRUDGE BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T MEASURE UP TO THE MOST HIGH’S LOVING STANDARDS?

  3. GUESS Says:

    IN ADDITON….
    LOVE BOMB YOU??

    “broad and spacious is the road leading to life”
    7 MILLION DO ACCEPT THE TRUTH.

  4. GUESS Says:

    NO RATHER…BROAD AND SPACIOUS IS THE ROAD LEADING TO DESTRUCTION!!

  5. GUESS Says:

    SERMON ON THE MOUNT
    MATTHEW CHAPTER 7:13,14
    DO YOU READ YOUR BIBLE MR HAZZARDOUS?

  6. Guess who Troll? Says:

    GUESS WHO IS A WATCHTOWER JEHOVAH WITNESS TROLL STALKER

  7. mike Says:

    Danny Haszard is a bore, does this guy have nothing better to do with his life except tear down?

    He is a liar!

  8. mike Says:

    If you post a message on his website he deletes it, I wonder why Danny boy?

  9. Jehovahs R crazy Says:

    Jehovah’s are a scary bunch of loonies

    Don’t knock on my door

  10. mike Says:

    He sounds more like a country singer than an apostate!

  11. Danny HasTurd Says:

    My name is Danny HasTurd.

    I was once a Jehovah Witness but now am bitter and unhappy and blame the Jehovah Witness for my problems.

    Others tell me to get a life and to move on but I find that posting to these JW articles keeps the bitterness alive in me and…that’s what I really deep down want…is to blame others and to be biter.

    Please pray for me.

    Danny Hasturd

  12. Coventry Connecticut Says:

    Coventry Connecticut Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall

    The Jehovah’s Witnesses have settled lawsuits alleging church policies protected men who sexually abused children for many years. Frederick McLean is one of the most-wanted fugitives in the United States
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21917798/

  13. Danny HasTurd Says:

    I am missing your point in #12?

    Why are you persecuting me (boo hoo boo hoo).

    Your amatureish attempt to discern a location for the IP has caused you to have a bit of egg on your face…look CLOSELY and you’ll see it is a proxy.

    “But I’m too busy venting my disdain for JWs to learn how to read an IP…they ruined my life.”

    Danny HasTurd

  14. Keith Says:

    I think it is a shame that so many Jehovah’s Witnesses do no Witnessing about the God Jehovah but rather their Earthly God that they set up for themselves. (The Organization)
    They have allowed Jesus as the ONLY MEDIATOR to be Replaced by a HUMAN ORGANIZATION. When Moses came down from the Mountain here Aaron had made them a BULL to go before them. Just like they have all through time, They Forgot Jehovah and Placed a Human Organization to rule them. That Even Paul disagreed with.
    Hebrews 10:31

  15. Jehovahs R crazy Says:

    JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES ARE A STALKING CULT of FRAUD for GOD SCAMMERS

  16. Mike Says:

    This Danny Hazzard is a bigger headache than the Jehovahs Witnesses. He is more of a “hazzard” to himself tripping over issues that are insignificant.

  17. Watchtower is a CULT Says:

    The Jehovah’s Witnesses have settled lawsuits alleging church policies protected men who sexually abused children for many years. Frederick McLean is one of the most-wanted fugitives in the United States

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21917798/

  18. STALKING WATCHTOWER TROLLS Says:

    CRIMINAL STALKING WATCHTOWER TROLLS Coventry Connecticut Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall CRIMINAL STALKING WATCHTOWER TROLLS

  19. Laura L Says:

    Thank you Danny for telling the truth about these satanic people I know all about them they got ahold of my son,I just thank God he was saved befor he met them.Thank you for speaking out!!!!!!!!!!

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