Toronto Stalinists have been fighting the Red Patch Boys and the U-Queers for years. We are the only supporters group that back MO's ten year plan to make the play-offs.

Join our facebook group.

You forgot the flannel-shirt joke.

Hope you're not paid real money to write this.

We just signed a frenchman. I suppose he'll wear a beret on the field and train in a stripy shirt, right?

I mean for God's sake, at least come up with something, y'know... witty. Funny. That's all I ask from any of these types of entries. National Lampoon-type stuff about maple syrup and poutine is just sad. But maybe I should be telling you how to do your job - after all, you *are* writing to a readership comprised of quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet.

And Canadians - stop pandering to this idiocy.

On the bright side, Toronto FC is very likely to loose, being the least capable in the league.