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High Class Drunk

trump vodka

This is important. Classy. I like the way it looks. Five times distilled, dual carbon filtered. From Holland. Where the bulbs come from. And that kid with his finger in the dike…Hans Brinker, right? More like Hans Drinker! Good provenance—is that the right word? provenance? yeah?—Jacques de Lat, third-generation master distiller. That’s MASTER distiller. An important distinction. And the bottle. Mwah! Gold—speaks to the brand and the superiority of the product. People are gonna want this. Good work, everybody.

(Empty bottle of Trump Vodka on the Champlain Street NW side of the Church of Christ, Scientist on Euclid Street NW)

One Response to “High Class Drunk”

  1. nw native Says:

    I don’t know who put their finger in the dyke - I’d hope I’d be drinking if I did - but Hans Brinker was the boy who got a pair of silver ice skates - story by Mary Mapes Dodge

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