Girls Night Out To-Don’t List

Posted by Amanda Hess on Mar. 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Yesterday, I received this e-mail in my inbox announcing something called Shecky's Girls Night Out. You're invited ... if you can get your priorities straight in time:

$To-Don\'t List$

I do not envy the woman forced to choose between these two lists. True, as a sassy, independent woman, I find alcohol and frivolous purchases irresistible. But as a batshit crazy woman, I need to maintain my ongoing surveillance of my ex-boyfriend's online photosets, and consider not drinking a latte "doing" something. Now I know what Sophie felt like.

Washingtoniennes have until April 15th to decide.

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