Baby, It’s A Wild World
A couple of days ago, things seemed to be looking up for Kristen: “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis had offered Ashley Alexandra Dupre one million dollars to appear in a Girls Gone Wild magazine spread and tour video–no sex or nudity required! But Francis rescinded the offer yesterday when Girls Gone Wild staff discovered that Dupre had already stripped for a Girls Gone Wild tape–or seven.
“It’ll save me a million bucks,” Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “It’s kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch.”
Are there no true Cinderella stories? These have to be the saddest two sentences I’ve read in recent memory:
According to a “Girls Gone Wild” press release, Dupre visited Miami in 2003 to celebrate her 18th birthday. After fighting with a friend and getting thrown out of her hotel, Dupre found a nearby “Girls Gone Wild” bus, the company said.
AP’s got the (censored) video.
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March 20th, 2008 at 3:13 am
If you’re curious about a call girl’s life you can read my blog. One thing that concerns me about this life is a fear of being ‘outed,’ the way “Kristen” has been. Most escorts advertising on the Internet are more likely to be outed by their own clients (the ones who write reviews of their experiences with prostitutes on local message boards and blogs). For most of us, not linked with some powerful/celebrity figure, that is bad news. Family, friends, and co-workers discovering I’m an escort would be devastating.