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Move Over, Kwamemobile

At-Large Councilmember Kwame R. Brown’s gotten a fair amount of attention for his campaign conveyance, a huge blue conversion van plastered with Kwame Brown-in-’08 decals.

Sorry, Kwame, you no longer are king of campaign transpo. Ward 7 Councilmember Yvette Alexander has you beat.

The Yvettemobile 

This monster was parked outside the Washington Senior Wellness Center this afternoon in advance of the mayor’s State of the District speech.

What the Yvettemobile lacks in sign dimensions is more than made up for by the sheer mass of its conveyance. Alexander’s campaign manager, Darryl Rose, says the pickup—made by semi-tractor manufacturer International—is all his. “It won’t be showing up on any campaign finance reports,” he says. The Alexander sign is magnetic and can easily attached and removed for campaign functions.

Rose showed off the remote-start function, and then LL climbed up—way up—into the cockpit to sample the truck’s leather seating and premium audio system (sample CD: Bobby Brown’s The Definitive Collection).

LL did not peek under the hood, but Rose vouches for the horsepower. “It’s got a tractor-trailer motor,” he says. “A big ole motor.”

“We’re just using it to help re-elect” Alexander, Rose says. “It gets a lot of attention.”

4 Responses to “Move Over, Kwamemobile”

  1. Mr. T in DC Says:

    It’s the Canyonero!

    “12 yards long and two lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride. She’s top of line for Utility Sports, (Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!”

  2. Mike DeBonis Says:

    Dude, it’s totally the Canyonero!

  3. IMGoph Says:

    yvette alexander should denounce this supporter and his support of the oil cartel!

  4. Mike Licht Says:

    Cool. Just don’t park it in my spot.

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