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Protein Water A Scam? Or Just Plain Stupid?

I seem to be obsessing over stupid ideas these day. This one has been gnawing at me for a while. Protein water? Kellogg’s is marketing the stuff as a nutritious, delicious weight-loss tool. A blogger has debunked their claim that the whey protein and sugar solution will melt away six pounds a week. But all I can think is, does it taste like meat? Mmmm. Meat water. Maybe that’s what Meat Wad drinks.

3 Responses to “Protein Water A Scam? Or Just Plain Stupid?”

  1. Mr. T in DC Says:

    Ooh, that gives me an idea to try mixing MSG with drinking water, to give it a unique Umami flavor:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/mr_t_in_dc/2322412546/

  2. Angela Valdez Says:

    Oops. That’s six pounds in two weeks.

  3. muscle supplements Says:

    meat water…that’s a great idea! You should totally capitalize on that before someone else does!

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