Good People Exist
Ever since I purchased my new-to-me Toyota Corolla, I’ve tried to be a semi-careful driver. I can be crazy on 295. And I have been busted multiple times for all but ignoring stop signs. But at least with this new car, I obeyed most signs most of the time. I avoided hitting pedestrians. I haven’t parked illegally. I’ve been careful to slow down at the traffic camera on upper 16th. I sometimes even clicked on my turn signal when changing lanes.
But a few nights ago, two drivers rode my bumper and honked their horns. I didn’t know why they were honking at me. I thought about my driving etiquette. I didn’t think I fucked those drivers over. I didn’t cut them off. I didn’t turn my Corolla into a pace car.
And then last night I realized what these citizens were honking at. They were honking at the space where my paper tag used to be. They were trying to tell me I was driving without tags. They were trying to tell me my temp tag had been stolen.
So thanks to the good citizens for trying to warn me that I had been driving illegally all this time.


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February 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
“Road” your bumper?
February 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
oops. it’s been fixed. Thanks for catching the mistake.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Same thing happened to me when I first got DC plates. And I got a ticket for not having plates, then when I put on my official plates I didn’t have screws cause they had been stolen. Then I got a ticket for not securing my plates properly because they were taped in my windows temporarily.
February 15th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Man, where’s the ICK! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OWN A CAR! crowd? They’re usually all over shit like this. Color me disappointed.
February 15th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Probably got a hop on the long weekend and took Amtrak outta town…