Liberals Used To Be Cool
Now, they're not. I think if they were a little less dorky, and threw cooler parties, they might have a little more success.
Compare photos from last weekend's dork fest throw-down, The Final Countdown: Ended of an Error (Heh, heh. Get it?) ...
...to my old man's mug shut.
Antonio Valdez was a student activist and a protester, and he dated some foxy ladies (including my mom). His parties in Portland in the late 60s and 70s were legendary, and perhaps notorious. I'm horrified, of course. But I have to admit he's cooler than this guy.
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2:47 pm
Does this include John Kerry and the entire staff of DCist?
1:27 am
STFU Rees.
9:23 am
That is exactly why I am a Republican.
12:20 pm
Valdez, you're confusing liberals with radicals. Liberals were dorks in 1968, too. Judging from your dad's picture, I imagine he would have spit if somebody called him a liberal.
3:11 pm
i'm beating you in comments again this week, Grim