Arms Deal For You

Tired of that old gun? Think you could use a little cash in your pocket instead? Well, the Metropolitan Police Department has just the thing for you! But you got to act fast–this deal is only available for a limited time.

This Saturday from 8 am to 4 pm, MPD will be taking your guns and, "no questions asked," giving you money for them. The program is open to District residents, as well as citizens of Prince George's County, Montgomery County, Arlington County, or Alexandria. Go to these places:

• Shiloh Baptist Church
  1510 9th Street, NW

• Johnson Memorial Baptist Church
  800 Ridge Road, SE
• Union Temple Baptist Church
  1225 W Street, SE

This offer does not apply to gun dealers. If you're a dealer who brings in a gun, that gun will be confiscated. But, you'll get no money. Oh, also, you can't trade in a busted gun for money. The thing has to work.