Our Morning Roundup

Boswell, the great Baseball moralist, roasts Clemens. This says it all: "Clemens and Bonds now stand before us like twin symbols of the Steroid Age: cheats, liars, ego monsters who were not satisfied with mere greatness and wealth but, as they aged, had to pass everyone in the record book, break every mark and do it with outsize bodies, unrecognizable from their youth, that practically screamed, 'Catch me if you can.'"

Wonkette posts a vid of Ron Paul fighting Hitler. Awesome or dull?

The Examiner reports the DC gov has to give $200,000 to Disney. It's part of a new incentive program to keep Nicolas Cage from filming shitty movies in our town.