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Everyone Who Has Ever Talked To Me About Fuddruckers Is A Liar

Everyone who has ever talked to me about Fuddruckers has insisted on the excellence of the place's hamburgers.

Last night, I tried my first Fuddruckers' hamburger. Then, I tried my first Fuddruckers' stomach pang, my first Fuddruckers' slight tremor in the upper extremities, my first Fuddruckers' creeping nausea, and very nearly my first Fuddruckers' Customers Only toilet upchuck. I have yet to try Fuddruckers' World Famous Shakes.

Everyone who has ever talked to me about Fuddruckers is a liar.

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Comments

  1. #1

    Fuddruckers caused a dude in my marching band to run off the field in the middle of a performance with the big D.

  2. #2

    I can see you had a bad experience with Fuddruckers. Don't worry! There's plenty of 5 guys available.

  3. #3

    "...got rid of some managers in the D.C. area..."

    http://www.healthinspections.com/video.cfm?bWVkaWFJRD0xMg==

  4. #4

    Don't lie you had diarrhea.

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