Craigslist Creep-Off

Who wins?

Cute girl at Arlington Jail visiting an inmate Sunday evening – m4w – 28

You were so cute but I felt way too uncomfortable to talk to you in that setting. Are you single?

You offered me hand lotion – m4w – 36

Hey, I was at the White Flint Mall yesterday. You offered me hand lotion but I asked you for a cookie. You said no cookies. I was holding the big telescope and in a rush.