Posted by Amanda Hess on Nov. 19, 2007, at 1:24 pm
The sort of message I love to see in my inbox on Monday mornings:
"Your penis will make more shadow than a tree."
Finally.
That's exactly what my last fortune cookie said!
I confess, my penis causes a solar eclipse!
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