We Love to Watch You Smile
I've noticed the following sign in the Adams Morgan McDonald's:
24-Hour Video Surveillance!
Thanks for letting me know.
But is that exclamation point really necessary? Why the enthusiasm? I'm really not all that excited at the prospect of being surveilled while ordering a double cheeseburger (plain) and fries. Maybe it's meant to be ironic.
If there's anyone you should be keeping an eye on, McDonald's, it's this guy.






4:38 pm
everyone gives me shit for ordering burgers plain at mcdonalds. they have for 26 years. and for 26 years i've been looking for a comrade.
*gets on bended knee*
joe?
i like cheeseburgers
4:46 pm
Right on. Nothing beats a cheeseburger untarnished by ketchup, mustard, and whatever the heck else they put on there.
3:15 pm
That moon dude was dope.