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Summary Lovin’

A Roundup of Morning Roundups

Verizon—It’s the network (of snitches). Also, insurers decide anyone south of Massachusetts is toast come the next big one, and hope for peace in Middle East. PSYCHE! (The Ag)

Go ahead, Beltway insiders, laugh it up about Fred Thompson. You won’t be sniggering when you totally have to vacate Pottery Barn because First Lady Jeri wants some bay leaf wreaths for the East Wing. Also, George W. Bush has no friends. (Wonkette)

Why isn’t anybody reporting that the Rockies have been replaced by robots? (ESPN)

There are still people who will have sex with journalists. (FishbowlDC)

One Response to “Summary Lovin’”

  1. Grammerator Says:

    What happened to “Sike!” ?

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