Comments on: iPhone Price Drop: Boo F’in’ Hoo

By: Ernest

Ernest — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:47:37 +0000

Go to the devil with your status report! I want to go to the Bahamas.

By: Ernest's Boss

Ernest's Boss — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:46:15 +0000

This is interesting, this is very interesting. Thanks for the update, Ernest.

Now, you’ll get back to work or you’ll quit the office instanter! Your status report is months overdue, you know.

By: Sock Puppet

Sock Puppet — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:21:42 +0000

It's good to see the baiters running wild here, and Ernest, you are a Master Baiter.

By: Ernest

Ernest — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:40:42 +0000

But, Ernest, you digress! I hear you exclaim, What about them iPhones?

Well, I reply, cell phones are extremely common among the populace of all walks of life. See them yapping on the street corners and every public place imaginable. The technology gives one the sense of self-important significance, the seldom-given opportunity of self-expression by means of communicating ideas. The iPhone in particular supplies a person with the general air of being fairly well-to-do, in a vulgar yet comfortable, easy-going yet complicated sort of way. Just like a full-size SUV would. Isn't it priceless?

By: TipYourBartender

TipYourBartender — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:59:16 +0000

I'm confused, why again should I feel sympathy for someone who spends $600 for a phone?

By: Ernest

Ernest — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:40:10 +0000

Peggy feels terrific! Incidentally, you could go away as well, Gophy. Along with Carrie the Red – the one whose expectations of technology may be unrealistic yet whose richly-colored rear end could definitely be put to a good use in development of photographic pictures.

By: IMGoph

IMGoph — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:33:44 +0000

wow peggy. tell us how you really feel.

By: Peggy

Peggy — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:04:38 +0000

I can't care less whether it’s $600, $400 or $249. An iPhone man who gets his money worth of female companionship can shove his iPhone up his ass and fuck off while doing it. Along with the female companion.

By: Ron M

Ron M — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:46:49 +0000

People need to get a grip! They should be happy they got the Iphone to begin with. Getting mad at Apple for the price cut won't do squat. For me, I'm waiting for another price cut to happen.

By: Carrie the Red

Carrie the Red — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:34:54 +0000

Totally agree, Bones. Some of us JUST shelled out $249 to buy the 30GB Ipod video for our honey, only to have Apple drop the price on the 80GB one to $249 the same day they dropped the iPhone price. Where's the $100 credit love for us poor schmos?

I picked up the iPhone at the Apple Store recently and played with it. While it did fill me with technolust, no phone is worth $600 unless it dials God and causes him to show up on the doorstep in thirty minutes or less with a pepperoni pizza and a sixer of Dogfish.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:19:49 +0000

Well said, Mike.

I also think the iPhone will remain somewhat exclusive at the new price of $400. $400 isn't a fortune, but it is a lot more than the $0 or $49 phones that are offered with most new cell phone contracts -- and most of them are decent phones. You've got to really, really want one to shell out that money for a phone.