Mayor’s Schedule
What's the District's chief exec really up to today?
THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, 2007
Event: Tax Holiday kick-off press conference
Time: 10:15 a.m.
Location: Wild Women Wear Red, 1512 U St. NW
The Lowdown: Kicking things off at Fleet Feet would be a tad unseemly...
9:58 am
When I think of the word "Fleet" it reminds me of that enema medicine people use. So adding to it the word "Feet" can one assume that the combo of "Fleet Feet" means that you have to use your feet to get your ass to the toilet when ready to blast off?
2:38 pm
Rees: There was a time when I would wonder about the type and quantity of recreational drugs you have consumed. I said to myself, "Self, is this what happens to someone who consumes a cocktail of peyote and crystal meth on a daily basis?"
Now I just don't care.