Comments on: Jerk of the Day—The Polls Are Open! http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/ 68.3 Square Miles of D.C. News and Opinion Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:05:00 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Mark http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/comment-page-1/#comment-22925 Mark Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:28:00 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/index.php/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/#comment-22925 I'd argue the first is an example of kidnapping. I'd argue the first is an example of kidnapping.

]]> By: Washington City Paper: News & Features: Blogs http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/comment-page-1/#comment-22702 Washington City Paper: News & Features: Blogs Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:37:03 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/index.php/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/#comment-22702 [...] voting experiment hasn’t really gone [...] [...] voting experiment hasn’t really gone [...]

]]> By: Confused http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/comment-page-1/#comment-22650 Confused Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:47:45 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/index.php/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/#comment-22650 What's the felony in the first one? All three of them are clearly small-minded twits, but the first one's douchebaggery doesn't seem to approach the level of criminal offense. This sounds like a bunch of high school virgins sitting around bragging about the notches in their bedposts to me. Lots of bravado and swagger, but they're really just dorks with nothing better to do than sit around and talk tough. What's the felony in the first one?

All three of them are clearly small-minded twits, but the first one's douchebaggery doesn't seem to approach the level of criminal offense.

This sounds like a bunch of high school virgins sitting around bragging about the notches in their bedposts to me. Lots of bravado and swagger, but they're really just dorks with nothing better to do than sit around and talk tough.

]]> By: Mark http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/comment-page-1/#comment-22496 Mark Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:18:23 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/index.php/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/#comment-22496 I say Craigslist should turn what data they have on these posts over to the cops. Every one of them is essentially a felony confession. I say Craigslist should turn what data they have on these posts over to the cops. Every one of them is essentially a felony confession.

]]> By: scott http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/comment-page-1/#comment-22474 scott Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:04:47 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/index.php/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/#comment-22474 total bs. these are dorky fairfax kids or twerpy guys in debt to the bosley clinic and leasing a lexus convertible. if anyone ever pushed them they'd fall the fuck back immediately. luckily they're too scared to go anywhere in the district east of 18th street so i rarely see them. total bs. these are dorky fairfax kids or twerpy guys in debt to the bosley clinic and leasing a lexus convertible. if anyone ever pushed them they'd fall the fuck back immediately. luckily they're too scared to go anywhere in the district east of 18th street so i rarely see them.

]]> By: Jamie http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/comment-page-1/#comment-22471 Jamie Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:49:38 +0000 http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/index.php/2007/08/02/jerk-of-the-day-the-polls-are-open/#comment-22471 These guys are no different than a bunch of pathetic LNSers. It's all BS. I'd bet anyone a case of beer that Candidate #1 looks like the comic book guy and hasn't left his house in a month; Candidate #2 is, in fact, half hispanic himself because his mother screwed the cook at the Sizzler, but he actually does own a pickup truck but it doesn't run; and candidate #3 is a 16 year old closet homosexual. So, given that these blowhards aren't actually jerks, but just pathetic self-haters who live vicariously through the internet, we need some new nominees. I nominate Jonathan Rees. These guys are no different than a bunch of pathetic LNSers. It's all BS. I'd bet anyone a case of beer that Candidate #1 looks like the comic book guy and hasn't left his house in a month; Candidate #2 is, in fact, half hispanic himself because his mother screwed the cook at the Sizzler, but he actually does own a pickup truck but it doesn't run; and candidate #3 is a 16 year old closet homosexual.

So, given that these blowhards aren't actually jerks, but just pathetic self-haters who live vicariously through the internet, we need some new nominees. I nominate Jonathan Rees.

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