New From Dr. Vagina: “G-Spot Amplification”
Remember Dr. Christopher Warner, he of “vaginal rejuvenation” services? Well, Dr. Warner is not a man to rest easy, content to spend his days merely tightening up vaginal canals with his magical laser. Behold his newest offering: G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION!
G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION
Washington, DC- Dr. Christopher Warner, M.D., FACOG, founder of the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington D.C., is now offering a new procedure - G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION. The G-spot has been the subject of lore and controversy since it was first identified in 1950 by the German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg. Some sexologists believe the small area behind the pubic bone and accessible through the anterior wall of the vagina is an erogenous zone that when stimulated leads to heightened sexual arousal and powerful orgasms. The G-SHOT® is a revolutionary scientific break through that enhances and enlarges the G-Spot. This is a safe, drug-free, fast, painless and effective procedure which takes less than 30 minutes in the doctor’s office. After the G-Spot is injected with THE G-SHOT® women have claimed to experience a peak in their sex drive and have noticed a heightened state of arousal. In our pilot study, we foun7% of the women reported that the G-Spot AmplificationT (GSA) procedure significantly enhanced their sexual gratification. They had a more intense feeling of sexual pleasure after receiving THE G-SHOT® Injection.
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July 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
These G-spots go to 11.
July 30th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Dude, I’m scared of Dr. Vag. But not as scared as Mrs. Vag must be. I picture family dinners at the Warner House: She pours the wine, sets out a delicious home-cooked meal, asks him how his day was, and he brings out the laser, the speculum, and a roll of fishing wire. It’s like “Father Knows Best” meets “Dead Ringers.”
Also, it says this treatment is “drug-free.” So what the hell kind of “drug-free” concoction is Dr. Vag injecting into stirrup-bound women, in 30 minutes or less?? And what kind of “syringe” is he using to do it?
This whole thing smacks of some B-movie shocker where the saintly ob-gyn impregnates his patients in hopes of creating a master race of crazed little ob-gyns armed with vaginal lasers. Where’s Tom Servo when you need him?
July 30th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
7 freakin’ % show “significantly enhanced their sexual gratification”?
That’s a seriously lame success rate. Go back to the drawing board before releasing the marketing hounds.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
The only women I know who ever needed vaginal tightening were the ones I have slept with! Lol
July 31st, 2007 at 10:07 am
Washington, DC- Dr. Christopher Warner, M.D., FACOG -
what the holy fuck is FACOG? I’m too stupid to think of something funny here. Carrie the Red?
By the way, Carrie, my vagina is again having sympathy pains for all the women who are ridiculous enough to let this doctor shoot up their ladybits. Owie.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:56 am
K: Frightfully Addled Clitoris-Overlooking Gynecologists, Inc.?
I bet what he’s shooting in is a ball of Flubber. Ads will appear in the Post magazine any day now, with before-and-after shots and the tagline: “Doctor Christopher Warner, for the Prettiest, Bounciest Poontangs* in the Greater Washington Metropolitan Area.”
[* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Functionality of new and improved vagina (NAIV) not guaranteed. You may have more trouble in airport security lines. Transportation of NAIV across state lines is considered interstate smuggling and is a federal crime. Substance installed in your NAIV interacts with the glue in composite-wood furniture and may trigger homicidal impulses/seizures. Your NAIV will be fitted with an electronic tracking device. You must pay annual fees of $2000 to offset the carbon dioxide emissions of your NAIV.]
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 am
I’ve been a patient of Dr. Warner for close to ten years. Not really game for g-shots but he’s a great doctor who just delivered my daughter. So if you’re looking for a good OBGYN, he’s great. Hope his gshots won’t keep me from getting an appointment….?
August 12th, 2008 at 11:01 am
I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!