Comments on: Iceland: More Adventures in Termite Extermination

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:19:13 +0000

The sight I would by no means find amusing at the slightest.

By: Beaky

Beaky — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:11:08 +0000

I bet he laughs his ass off while doing it.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:09:37 +0000

He simply won't impede his busy schedule. He thinks it funny.

By: Beaky

Beaky — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:53:07 +0000

Apparently, he developed the phobia of impediment.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:49:50 +0000

It certainly looks like the "Homophobia is Funny!" fellow resolved not to be impeded ever again.

By: Beaky

Beaky — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:41:45 +0000

Phobia? What phobia?

What did you impede this time, Bob?

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:03:31 +0000

They are obviously impeding yours, jerk.

By: Homophobia is funny!

Homophobia is funny! — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:29:16 +0000

Oooh, you're implying they're gay! Tee hee! Tee hee! How amusing! How original! How insulting!

(What are you, 12? Does your mom know you're online right now?)

I hope writing these little domestic scenes isn't impeding your busy schedule of zit-popping and masturbating into a tube sock.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:16:07 +0000

JUSTIN & THE GENTLEMAN. EPISODE II.

Care to try it with a beer popsicle this time?” asked Justin.

“No, I won’t submit to that, “ replied the gentleman blushing.

“Oh, come on, live a little, “ pressed Justin.

Actually, I’m a little tired, “ intoned the gentleman.

“Not that tired, eh?” said Justin with a playful wink.

“Oh, all right, “ accepted the gentleman.

“Care for Tim to join us? “ asked Justin.

“Not really, Justin,“ winced the gentleman, “He’s probably busy writing those food reviews anyway, ” he added hesitantly.

“In fact, I’m free, “ exclaimed Tim suddenly appearing in the doorway.

A moment of silence ensued.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:22:06 +0000

And then Justin woke up.

“What’s wrong? “queried the gentleman.

“I saw you in my dream. You were a termite exterminator, “ replied Justin.

“But how queer, “remarked the gentleman.

“Yes, very queer,” confirmed Justin.

“I must say, I find our domestic partnership rather horizon broadening, “ said the gentleman.

Justin considered the gentleman’s remark. “In many ways my world has expanded too, “ he said.

“Women are overrated, “ declared the gentleman.

“I no longer doubt it, sir!” agreed Justin cheerfully.

They paused.

FIN