Comments on: Catcall Management Strategies?

By: Angela

Angela — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:47:58 +0000

I was catcalled the other day. "Nice ass," they said. I ran away.

By: Ernest

Ernest — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:52:27 +0000

Look here, Nicola, let's postpone the matter. You're obviously not very smart and I'm out of time. Why don’t you piss off for now.

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:27:37 +0000

What will I do, Mr. Oh-so-P.C. Earnest, you asshole? I'll read about your sorry ass in a Metro crime brief and smile.

Pal, you've got white boy-trying-too-hard-to-be-down-with the black folk written all over your clueless ass. You'll be fat and settled in the 'burbs before you know what hit you.

Last time, kid: catcalling is done by assholes.

By: Ernest

Ernest — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:46:36 +0000

"They"? And what will you do about it, Nicky? Shoot them? Get a lynch mob? “They” are a part of urban culture, whether you like it or not. Deal with it or move to Bethesda.

To sum it up: Don't stroll down bad parts of town, Nicolas, that's all.

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:57:46 +0000

Ernest, you're an asshole. You say of lot of ignorant nonsense and then top it off with your oh-so P.C. whine about diversity in the city.

Go stroll down a bad part of town by yourself. You can screech "but I like diversity!" while they kick your ass.

By: Ernest

Ernest — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:40:16 +0000

Break it off, you two! This is piffling. I try to elevate the tone of this discussion, and you bring it crashing back down into the dregs.

Anti needs help.

By: Beaky

Beaky — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:35:06 +0000

Why, you... blinkin' toerag..

By: Bobby

Bobby — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:32:07 +0000

Anti is a veritable paragon of virtue. Apart from that, Beaky, you can always come to him if you ever have pustule questions.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:22:13 +0000

You certainly may, Beaky.

He certainly is.

By: Beaky

Beaky — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:14:14 +0000

May I suggest Anti is a poodle-poker?

By: Angela

Angela — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:00:24 +0000

Leave off. This is tiresome.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:59:16 +0000

Then what were you suggesting?

By: Angela

Angela — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:58:20 +0000

I was suggesting nothing of the sort.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:56:36 +0000

That person’s circumstances? Are you suggesting Anti-Ernest sucks dicks as well?

By: The Anti-Ernest

The Anti-Ernest — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:41:28 +0000

You caught me, self-promotion is my goal. Hence the use of my real name (I'm actually Anti-Ernest III; it's a name with a long family history) and the link encouraging people to check out my pictorial blog about my ongoing relationship with Ernest's alcoholic mother. Why should I police my assault on things Ernestly Idiotic when every pointless fecal nugget that forms in Ernest's brain comes tumbling out onto this blog? Trust me, every time he spares readers a poopy-corn niblet from the festering dung-heap that runs his central nervous system, you'll hear nary a peep from me.