Comments on: Bring the Tour-Bus Kids Home

By: Ernest's Mom

Ernest's Mom — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:40:36 +0000

Leave him alone, shameless slut!

Ernest, you get out of that broom closet right this instance before I really get mean!

By: Peggy

Peggy — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:18:27 +0000

Sarah, back off, [swears disgustingly]!

Oh my God, Ernest! I thought you'd never ask. Yes, yes, yes! I'll happily give you the pleasure.

By: SarahG

SarahG — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:04:39 +0000

I will say this for you, Ernest--you made the work hours go by faster today. For reals. Let's meet back here Monday and do it all over again!

By: Ernest

Ernest — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:59:57 +0000

Sarah... nah, you aint even worth the effort...

Peggy, on the other hand...

By: SarahG

SarahG — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:50:11 +0000

[insert cat macro here]

By: Ernest's Baby Cousin

Ernest's Baby Cousin — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:47:37 +0000

The contents of my diaper are cleverer than Ernest!

By: Ernest

Ernest — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:41:05 +0000

I don't want to be nice, I think it's clever to swear.

Sarah, that 'frankenstein' hairstyle really doesn't suit you.

Lovely haircut, Peggy. How much did you pay?

Get off my back, Ma.

By: Peggy

Peggy — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:29:35 +0000

Indeed, Ernest. You constantly scold and criticize. Don't you have anything nice to say? For a change.

By: The Anti-Anti-Ernest's Auntie

The Anti-Anti-Ernest's Auntie — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:02:26 +0000

Oh, fuck, it's too confusing.

By: The Anti-Anti-Ernest

The Anti-Anti-Ernest — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:57:50 +0000

Leave Ernest alone!

Working for peanuts is lame! Whores are dirty and newspapers with ads for whores are even dirtier!

By: Ernest's Mom

Ernest's Mom — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:49:25 +0000

Ernest, you horrid little rascal, how dared you make fun of hard-working journalists?! Back yard right now!!

This is awkward. Please disregard his harsh expressions. Ernie's such a sweet little boy. It must be something he ate!

By: Mike DeBonis

Mike DeBonis — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:48:26 +0000

Oh, snap!

By: The Anti-Ernest

The Anti-Ernest — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:21:56 +0000

What kind of jackass makes fun of hard-working journalists for their paltry salaries? What are your other hobbies -- taunting cancer victims? Kicking bunny rabbits?

Before you tell people to know their place, you might wanna think about the fact that while SarahG may write for a paper financed by escort ads, you're the one posting sad little pointlessly insulting messages on the *blog* of the paper financed by escort ads.

That makes you not an asshole, but the dingleberry clinging to the asshole. Toddle off and don't come back till you've finished your memoir, "The Unimportance of Being Ernest."

By: SarahG

SarahG — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:52:31 +0000

It's the bestest handle ever you sorry piece of trash. You need to get off teh innernets and go take some deep breaths or something. Or go to camp. Or go to jail. Or save Christmas. That's right--Ernest movie jokes! God, I love e-fights. OK--Now you go!

By: Ernest

Ernest — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:44:59 +0000

Gee, The Anti-Ernest... That must be that awful Sarah again.

Not funny, eh? Well, that condescending banter above is simply side-splitting by comparison.

Irrelevant? Being a bunch of hacks whose paltry salaries are paid from porn & whore advertisements you are of course in an excellent position to judge,

Know your place, arsewipes.