Comments on: Finally—D.C. Gets “Vaginal Rejuvenation” Services

By: Adrian Bent-Me

Adrian Bent-Me — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:42:44 +0000

Oh man, this is the greatest thing ever. I think the government should pay for prostitutes to have this done. Imagine how great it will be for their business.

I don't have a particularly large penis, it gets the job done... barely. This would increase my self-esteem loads. I would personally pay for this "surgery" for any female, be you Beyonce or Whoopi, if I get to test it out after.

Take about reversing the Freudian world upside down. No more penis envy, because with can now get a vagine to fit us all, big or small. Praise Confucius.

By: Sandy

Sandy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:36:53 +0000

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By: Washington City Paper: News & Features: Blogs

Washington City Paper: News & Features: Blogs — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:45:17 +0000

[...] Dr. Christopher Warner, he of “vaginal rejuvenation” services? Well, Dr. Warner is not a man to rest easy, content to spend his days merely tightening up vaginal [...]

By: Carrie the Red

Carrie the Red — Thu, 17 May 2007 14:44:19 +0000

I'm just pleased with how many different words for The Beav we all managed to use here.

And K, I defer to you: the image of having to use a handmirror to get to hatin' had me snorting off and on for a good part of the evening.

By: K

Thu, 17 May 2007 13:36:42 +0000

JvC, I defer to Carrie the Red. And I maintain that it's not hard to be funny vis á vis vajayjays - they're fucking hilarious on their own. Mine makes me sqeal with laughter every day! But thank you.

By: JvC

JvC — Thu, 17 May 2007 01:06:50 +0000

K = Funniest Poster on CityDesk

By: Rick Moranis

Rick Moranis — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:15:32 +0000

I really hope this doesn't catch on. Otherwise my agent will soon be calling me about "Honey, I Shrunk the Poontang."

By: JW

JW — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:10:15 +0000

Two points:

1. I just want to get the Boratian phrase "vagine ... like sleeve of wizard" on this page.

2. This discussion has serious parallels with the work of Dr. William Colon, cosmetic proctologist. Video here:

http://www.livevideo.com/teZ

By: Carrie the Red

Carrie the Red — Wed, 16 May 2007 22:04:25 +0000

Top Ten Clitoral Resculpting Choices from Dr. Christopher "Vag" Warner 1. Pillowy Red Heart (Cupid's arrow piercing optional); 2. Tiny Origami Swan; 3. "Hello Kitty" Head (for that pussy-within-a-pussy style -- SO cute!); 4. $ symbol (preferably paired with $$$ grill on owner's front teeth); 5. A screaming eagle head, sponsored by the Dept. of Homeland Security (the labia would be done in red white and blue to serve as the eagle's "wings"); 6. A dinner plate (AKA "The Judy Chicago"); 7. A Rubik's cube 8. A baseball; for $10,000 extra it could be signed, using microscopic lasers, by the 2004 Red Sox; 9. No clitoris at all (AKA "The Extreme Brazilian," or "The Sub-Saharan"); owner could yell "Psych!" at crucial moments when her partner is trying to find it; 10. The Nike swoosh One can only hope that Warner's surgeries will come with a free gift for the patient's partner: A t-shirt reading: "My lover had her cootchee-coo minimized and all I got was ... well, you know."

By: K

Wed, 16 May 2007 21:24:10 +0000

Ooh! Pretty pretty! I want mine to be a perfect heart, dyed red and plumped up all soft and pillowy - cause you know as a woman I can't ever have sex without being totally crazy in love!! Or without falling in love as soon as his dick gets anywhere near my torso! Either way, hee hee!

PS Dr. Vag. Heh.

By: Carrie the Red

Carrie the Red — Wed, 16 May 2007 19:35:03 +0000

K, loved your post. But I think you're missing the incredible potential here. I mean, if Dr. Vag is really so amazing, surely he can find a way to mold the clitoris into something not only functional, but stylish -- a sort of Martha Stewart of the nether regions.

I'm hoping to have mine made into a tiny origami swan.

By: K

Wed, 16 May 2007 18:56:35 +0000

This shit squicks me out. And raises a few questions:

How fucking floppy can a vadge actually get? As Carrie said, would it actually be a hindrance to your everyday life? All slappin' you in the knees and shit?

Second, what's a perfect cha-cha supposed to look like, anyway? I was under the impression that they came in all different styles, like, um, something that comes in a lot of styles.

Third, now I'm supposed to hate my nether regions the same way I hate the rest of my not-Hollywood-perfect body? Ugh. How time-consuming! I have to use a hand mirror to get to hatin', and my back hurts if I do it for too long.

Fourth, do you think the people behind LRV have ever heard of a little thing called the CLITORIS? Fucking Freudian-vaginal-orgasm idiots. Clearly this is for the sexual gratification of men, not laydees. (I mean, unless it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, which, as I wondered in question the first, can't really be fucking possible!)

By: Carrie the Red

Carrie the Red — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:43:57 +0000

Mike, your vajayjay HAS been looking a little bit ... well, let's just say "floppy" is great for roly poly puppies, but ... maybe you should think about this. You don't want wind-drag becoming an issue when you run the bases at softball games. One quick question: Can this guy make a vulva actually look like the O'Keefe painting here?? Cause that Would Totally Freakin' Rock. I might never wear pants again.

By: JW

JW — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:09:33 +0000

I will entertain myself with the idea that this is about rejuvinating *vaginas that are equipped with lasers* ... y'know, like the sharks in that one Austin Powers movie.

"Laser vaginas must be carefully maintained. Proper calibration is essential."