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The Needle: April Fool’s Day Edition

Today's Needle Rating: 24

Voting is for Fools: Primary elections for mayor, D.C. Council chairman, and other District offices look likely to remain on April 1—April Fool's Day—next year. Lawmakers had talked about making it a bit later, but they can't get consensus on a new date. No word on whether the results of the elections will be treated as an elaborate hoax. -1

Doors Closing: Metro's updated schedule for major track work shows a high chance that you'll continue to be frustrated by long waits for subway trains on the weekends. No track work is scheduled for Thanksgiving weekend, though, so maybe you should think about just staying here for the holiday. -1 Read more The Needle: April Fool’s Day Edition

Eldest Duggar Child Is Moving to D.C.

Josh Duggar, kid No. 1 from TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting, will be moving to the District later this month. His new position: executive director of the conservative Christian lobbying group FRC Action, an affiliate of the Family Research Council.

Duggar announced the new job in an interview on Washington Watch with Tony Perkins Monday night. The eldest of the Duggar brood will be making the move along with his wife and three children, whose adventures in D.C. were featured in a recent episode of the TLC show. The excitement included struggling with a map outside a downtown Jos. A. Bank and munching on treats from Georgetown Cupcake.

This isn't the first time a Duggar has dipped a toe in the District or in politics. The family matriarch, Michelle Duggar, received Woman of the Year honors at CPAC 2011, and the family stumped for Rick Santorum during the 2012 GOP presidential primary race.

For those hoping the transplanting of a Duggar to the big city will necessitate a spin-off show (or those who just want to know whether they’ve got to re-route their morning commutes around TV crews), TLC has yet to respond to questions about  possible D.C.-themed programming.

Screenshot from TLC

 

District Line Daily: All of the Lights

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Which traffic lights in the region drive you crazy? Local motorists weigh in.

LEADING THE MORNING NEWS:

  • Two men shot—with one dead—in NW this morning. [WJLA]
  • Fight breaks out on Metro train at the Woodley Park station Monday night. [Post]
  • Fairfax zoning change will create up to 1,000 home day care spots. [WTOP]
  • Residents and police discuss safety of Metropolitan Branch Trail. [WJLA]

RECENT CITY PAPER STORIES TO HELP YOU MAKE SENSE OF YOUR DAY: Read more District Line Daily: All of the Lights

The Needle: Yeezus Edition

Today's Needle Rating: 23

Yo, Kanye, I'm Really Happy for You: U Street Music Hall will play the new Kanye West album, Yeezus, on what's widely considered one of the best sound systems in town tomorrow night. New father West is, after all, the Michael Jordan of music*, so it should be worth checking out. (*: Self-declared) +1

Gentrification Everywhere: It doesn't just seem like the whole District is getting fancier and fancier; it actually is. At least that's the basic takeaway from a new report submitted to the D.C. Tax Revision Commission, which lists 18 neighborhoods that had median property values and gross incomes below the citywide average in 2001 and above the average in 2011. Why only 18 neighborhoods? Presumably because most of the others were already expensive before 2001. -1

Read more The Needle: Yeezus Edition

District Line Daily: Governor Good Times

A morning roundup of news, opinion, and links from Washington City Paper and around the District. Send tips and ideas to citydesk@washingtoncitypaper.com.

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The family of Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell has been living large, according to the Post, spending taxpayer money on personal items.

LEADING THE MORNING NEWS:

  • U.S. Attorney Ron Machen tight-lipped about future prosecutions in radio appearance. [WAMU]
  • National Harbor workers have trouble getting home after closing time. [Post]
  • Two people shot in Southeast this morning. [Post]
  • Less statehood, more roads, demands confusing columnist. [Times]

RECENT CITY PAPER STORIES TO HELP YOU MAKE SENSE OF YOUR DAY: Read more District Line Daily: Governor Good Times

The Needle: Tabloid Death Edition

One Track Mind: Single tracking on the Red Line could snarl this evening's commute after an incident outside the Rhode Island Metro this afternoon. A train struck some service stairs that had mysteriously landed on the tracks. WMATA still investigating how the stairs got there. -1

Model Behavior: Bryce Harper continues modeling underwear for Under Armour. +1

The Spy Who Loved Men Who Loved Other Men: The CIA once again showed up to Capital Pride with special gay recruitment brochures. +1

RIP: The Washington Examiner's daily newspaper is no more, along with the outlet's local news coverage, dozens of talented employees, and bombastic front pages. -1

Yesterday's Needle rating: 22 Today's score: 0 Today's Needle rating: 22

Red Line a Mess After Train Hits Debris at Rhode Island Metro

Red Line trains are single tracking-between the NoMa and Brookland stations after an incident at the Rhode Island Metro this afternoon.

According to WMATA, around 1 p.m., a train struck something on the tracks just outside the Rhode Island station. The train was offloaded after a rescue train arrived on the scene to transport the 63 passengers on board. As of 2 p.m., more than 20 Metro employees and transit police were on the scene.

D.C. fire department spokesperson Tim Wilson tells the Washington Post that the train hit some kind of debris and, contrary to earlier reports, did not come off the tracks. (Fire officials initially described the incident as a derailment.) Wilson also says that two people were taken to a hospital after being evaluated at the Brookland Metro, though no further details were available.

NBC Washington's Adam Tuss tweets that passengers on the disabled train described a loud bang when the train struck the debris and said that it felt like the car jumped, though apparently both wheels did not leave the track.

Red Line passengers are of course noting their displeasure at the both-directions delays. FixWMATA's passionate frontman Chris Barnes took a moment to remind followers that there's one of those White House petitions circulating to replace the WMATA Board of Directors on the grounds that poor management has led "to an environment where we no longer feel safe using Metro public transit."

Currently, the petition is 99,767 signatures shy of its goal.

Photo from Twitter user @mrsplacedsoul

Capital Cannabis: We’re Almost There

The District’s Department of Health finally released patient application forms for medical marijuana on Tuesday—the last hurdle for patients seeking the substance. Now, medical marijuana dispensaries could be open and operating as early as next week, says Rabbi Jeffrey Kahn.

It’s been a long and frustrating journey for Kahn, who founded medical marijuana dispensary the Takoma Wellness Center in April 2011. He's been renting the property ever since, he says, at a significant financial burden. He's devoted his full-time attention to establishing the dispensary but has yet to treat any patients.

“Nothing else needs to be done,” says Kahn in a phone call. “It’s been long. We’ve been patient. We’re delighted we’re near the end.”

The forms allow patients to register for a medical marijuana license with a doctor’s recommendation and a fee of $100. The sum might seem high but is pretty standard among the 17 states that also permit medical marijuana use. In Nevada, New Jersey, and Oregon, the cards actually cost $200. In D.C., qualifying patients or caregivers whose income is equal to or less than 200 percent of the federal poverty level—or $22,980 per year—will only have to pay $25.00 to register. Due to federal laws, insurance does not cover the cards—or the marijuana.

Read more Capital Cannabis: We’re Almost There

So Long, Washington Examiner, and Thanks for the Insane Front Pages

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Today, we say goodbye to the Washington Examiner as we know it. The conservative tabloid, a staple of D.C. sidewalks and Metro stations for more than eight years, will cease daily publication and relaunch as a weekly magazine. A redesigned Examiner website goes live on Monday, and the new print publication debuts on June 20.

In its new format, the Examiner will drop all local news coverage (and more than 80 staffers, though several of the laid-off employees have been hired to stay on) in favor of national political coverage. While local news consumers should lament the loss of the Examiner's tenacious watchdog reporting, they might also miss another of the paper's defining features: its bombastic front pages, which juxtaposed the cover story’s headline (frequently sensational) with another story’s photo below it. These unrelated pairings regularly produced amusing, ironic, or plain bizarre results. (Yesterday’s front page: a headline about Asians moving to the region with an unrelated photo of Tiger Woods below it.)

Blogger Ryan Musser compiled a number of these page-one gems, and we’ve culled 10 favorites from the pack. Washington Examiner, the war on cars will not be the same without you.

Read more So Long, Washington Examiner, and Thanks for the Insane Front Pages

District Line Daily: Post-Examiner

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The Washington Examiner as we know it is ends today.

LEADING THE MORNING NEWS:

  • Metro operators run five red lights in three months. [Examiner]
  • Solar-powered cameras meant to reduce crime on Metropolitan Branch Trail work worse at night. [Housing Complex]
  • Official worried about safety system on the Silver Line. [Post]
  • Glitter polish makeover could doom Virginia turtle. [NBC 4]
  • Find this burglar, get 50 burritos. [WTOP]
  • Woman denies stealing kitten from shelter. [Examiner]

RECENT CITY PAPER STORIES TO HELP YOU MAKE SENSE OF YOUR DAY: Read more District Line Daily: Post-Examiner

The Needle: Old Testament Rain Edition

Today's Needle Rating: 22

Hard Rain: It's coming. Be careful out there. -3

Cat Burglar: A 24-year-old woman has been arrested in the theft of a kitten from the Washington Humane Society's shelter during an adoption day event. Porsha Evans was charged with misdemeanor theft for snatching a Tabby named Callista from the New York Avenue shelter on May 30. -1

Oy: Former Jeff Thompson employee Lee Calhoun will plead guilty next week to a misdemeanor charge of making straw campaign donations. -2

Shutter Bug: The security cameras watching over the Metropolitan Branch Trail, where a cyclist was beaten by a pack of teenagers on Tuesday, are more or less useless. -2

Chocolate (or Vanilla?) City: Ben & Jerry's wants to make a D.C.-centric ice cream. +1

Free Burritos: Bethesda restaurant Boloco is offering a reward of $1,000 and 50 free burritos to anyone who can provide info on the robber who broke in last month. +1

Yesterday's Needle rating: 28 Today's score: -6 Today's Needle rating: 22

Blaze and Means: D.C.’s Worst Fires

On June 5, a four-alarm fire all but destroyed Frager’s Hardware, one of Capitol Hill’s most beloved stores. The blaze, the District’s largest since a fire destroyed a Mount Pleasant apartment building in 2008, is hardly the first to take out a local institution. Here’s a look at the causes and costs of several other major fires—from museums to politicians’ favorite bars—that hit the District in recent years.

Tune Inn
June 22, 2011
Cause: Kitchen fire
Damages: $75,000 to 100,000. The taxidermy was spared.
Eulogy: “It is a dark day on Capitol Hill when the Tune Inn is out of commission even temporarily. It is at least as important an institution as the Supreme Court.”—New York Times reporter Carl Hulse
Current status: Reopened in November 2011 to rave reviews for the new decor

Georgetown Library
April 30, 2007
Cause: Construction worker’s heat gun
Damages: $18 million, not including the loss of priceless objects like an 18th century newspaper reporting on the Declaration of Independence
Eulogy: “I’ve always feared this would happen. I’ve always thought: If there was a fire, what would I grab first?”—Jerry McCoy, librarian and archivist, to the Washington Post
Current status: Fully operational with a larger Peabody Room as of October 2010

Eastern Market
April 30, 2007
Cause: The trash compactor’s faulty electrical wiring
Damages: $22 million
Eulogy: “It reeked of a century of sour milk and fish and fried food.”—Post
Current status: Fully restored andoperational as of June 2009

Peggy Cooper Cafritz’s house
July 29, 2009
Cause: Paper towels soaked in linseed oil in a plastic bag
Damages: $5 million in property damage, plus the loss of Cafritz’s collection of more than 300 African-American artworks
Eulogy: “Going inside that house was a delight and a privilege—it was so alive and filled with meaning.”—O the Magazine, which ran a feature on the house online nine days before it burned down
Current status: Never rebuilt

Capitol Lounge
Aug. 25, 2005
Cause: Smoldering cigarette in a trash can
Damages: $2 million, including lost revenue
Eulogy: “It may only be bricks and mortar, but the place has a soul and we will not let it die.”—owner Joe Englert to DCist
Current status: Reopened in December 2005, still operational

Phillips Collection
Sept. 2, 2010
Cause: Related to roof renovation work
Damages: An estimated but unconfirmed $250,000; the art was unharmed
Eulogy: “If there had been any damage to the artworks, you’d be speaking to the very upset director right now.”—Director Dorothy Kosinski to the Post

Current status: Reopened two days later

Mount Pleasant Deauville apartment fire
March 13, 2008
Cause: Unknown
Damages: Estimated $10 million;
Eulogy: “This building is such a centerpiece on Mount Pleasant Street. Having it like this is blight of the worst order.”—Councilmember Jim Graham to the Post
Current status: Poised to begin reconstruction after securing a building permit this week

Photo by Darrow Montgomery

Chatter: Greater Waiter Washington

What you said about what we said last week

Problems with your server? Blame D.C.’s booming dining economy, which has begun to drain the local pool of well-trained restaurant workers. In the comments of last week’s Young & Hungry column, Don Rockwell pondered the troubling ways in which the District’s labor market has responded. “Of course, those $40,000 to $50,000 salaries for sous chefs and [assistant general managers]—positions where people regularly work brutal, 60- or 70-hour weeks (despite being assured otherwise upon hiring)—haven’t budged much. One of the biggest lies in the industry: ‘We’re going to get you some help real soon!’ That usually keeps people limping along for a few more months.”

One reader has apparently endured a few less-than-satisfactory cocktails. While wait staffs may be hard to fill, “One area that is oversaturated is bartending,” wrote No Free Lunch. “Somewhere along the line the myth has been perpetuated that anyone can be a bartender, and the younger people that used to fill the server jobs think they can skip paying their dues and go straight to bartending and making four times the money.”

Reader Beerbrarian noted a more troubling inequity. “How many restaurants in D.C. keep hispanic staff in the back of the house, or as busboys, never promoting them? I was at Moto in Chicago last Friday, a three-star restaurant. Our waiter is hispanic. At a three-star restaurant in D.C. that would never happen.”

Read more Chatter: Greater Waiter Washington

District Line Daily: Return of the Docs

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Today's Washington City Paper isn't afraid of the derecho! It's out today, and has a cover story on AFI Docs, the documentary festival formerly known as Silverdocs.

LEADING THE MORNING NEWS:

  • Metropolitan Branch Trail cyclist attack involved up to 15 teens. [Post]
  • Suburbs not happy about proposed tax on commuter buses. [Post]
  • Vincent Orange staffer says Orange's campaign records have been subpoenaed. [NBC 4]
  • Federal Trade Commission warns taxi commission about rules Uber says would hurt its business. [Examiner]
  • Friendly fish/fruit on top of cars baffles Northwest. [Post]
  • Percentage of white residents increases in new Census numbers. [Post]
  • Eisenhower Memorial design gets closer to restart. [Examiner]
  • The Fairfax County sexting ring draws to a close. [Post]

RECENT CITY PAPER STORIES TO HELP YOU MAKE SENSE OF YOUR DAY: Read more District Line Daily: Return of the Docs

The Needle: Calm Before the Storm Edition

Today's Needle Rating: 28

Derecho II: Electric Boogalo: Call it another derecho or not, but tonight and tomorrow could bring damaging thunderstorms to the region. (Even the congressional baseball game could be canceled!) Those of you who went without power for days last summer may just want to leave town now. -3 Read more The Needle: Calm Before the Storm Edition