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Best Show Ever Announced: ANJ, Yngwie Malmsteen @ Jaxx

Just announced: the band behind this unbelievably hilarious video, Russia’s ANJ, is playing at Jaxx on October 27.

Go on, watch the video. I’ll wait.

Let’s ignore the uncomfortably blatant sexism here for a second. Any video featuring a muscle-bound, gladiatorial Mikhail Gorbachev killing evil Stalin zombies by shooting lasers out of his eyes, thus ushering in a new era of Twinkie-eating capitalist prosperity, must be good. OK, so the music is pretty bad, but that’s splitting hairs.

It gets better: ANJ is opening for none other than Yngwie Malmsteen. I can’t go to this show, if only because my head would probably explode at the terrible awesomeness (awesome terribleness?) of it all.

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