Don’t Get Too Close to My Fantasy
If you read BoingBoing regularly or have friends with outré tastes, then you surely know of “2 Girls 1 Cup,” which might be the most Not-Safe-For-Work thing in all the history of NSFW nasty yucky wrongness. Now, I promise am not lying when I say that I have never watched it. (And I’ve never actually looked at the original Goatse picture, either. This is true.) Perhaps I am timid. I prefer to think, however, that my imagination is more powerful than doo-doo reality. Call me the Doo-Doo Starchild.
But enough of that. Here’s what I want: I want Bang Camaro to record a song that has the following chorus:
2 girls 1 cup
It’s kinda fucked up
What they do to that cup!
2 girls 1 cup
It’s fucked up, yeah
It’s FUCKED UP!
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December 12th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Nuts to John Mayer, but this is funny:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee
December 12th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Is it SFW?
December 12th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Yes.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Mayer should quit playing music and join the SNL cast.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Actually the even better part of the video is watching the reaction videos. Seeing grandma recoil in horror is GOLD.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Personally, the reaction of one funky drummer is all I need. And for the record, joyously SFW.
December 13th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I was kinda expecting John Mayer to be in the background of that ?uestlove vid. ‘Cuz you know Mayer is all into the doo-doo.
January 19th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
This one’s good too:
Stussy-brained fad-boy
Your mom never made you wear
socks with fat green stripes