I Should Have Sent My Surrogate to See Surrogates
Not even a CGI-treated Bruce Willis sporting a toupee can redeem Surrogates, the dystopian robot movie that forsakes a promising plot in favor of blowing shit up at random.
"But I love blowing shit up/blowing robots," you're probably thinking. "And I love watching Die Hard on USA. Oh, heh, I just remembered that time he yelled, [...]















