A Dirty Half-Dozen Reasons Why I Upon Some Reflection Deemed the Experience of Seeing This Possibly Badass Movie in the Cinema to Be, How You Say, Expendable
But The Expendables should have had me. I have never for one second stopped loving the 80s action flicks I first encountered on the subject-to-deterioration via overuse VHS format, or in those happy instances of lax MPAA ratings enforcement, the cinema. And the premise of The Expendables — a Dirty Dozen-type reunion tour/suicide mission by a team of dudes who in better times headlined action flicks all on their own — is unquestionably awesome.
So why couldn’t I commit?
I am so glad you asked.