Good morning and happy long weekend! I will be moving, or at least packing up in preparation for a move. As for you, you could:
... start a record label!
... swing!
... get unplugged!
... go off-grid!
... bike!
... hurl stones at pedestals!
... re-up!
... make new Friends!
... make like a badass!
... parlay minor television roles into art-world semi-success!
... flashback to [...]

To hear its members tell it, Girl Loves Distortion is a group obsessed with substance and sound. "I can't sing songs that are about nothing," Jenn Thomas, who sings and plays drums and keyboard, told me yesterday, a few minutes after my voice recorder had run out of memory. She had much to say about [...]